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A dream is the answer to a question we don't yet know how to ask. -Fox Mulder
No man is happy without a delusion of some kind. Delusions are as necessary to our happiness as realities. -Emily Prentiss
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"Thats the funny thing about knowing you can't have something. It makes you desperate."
~Leah Clearwater, Beaking Dawn~
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"Thats the funny thing about knowing you can't have something. It makes you desperate."
~Leah Clearwater, Beaking Dawn~
I pretty much have a list of actor husbands.
1) Rob Pattinson
2) Kellan Lutz
3) Orlando Bloom
4) Johnny Depp
5) Robert Downey Jr.
theres more but I can't think right now, considering I just woke up and I have to get ready to go get AShley and Brielle
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"Thats the funny thing about knowing you can't have something. It makes you desperate."
~Leah Clearwater, Beaking Dawn~
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"So it's not gonna be easy. It's going to be really hard; we're gonna have to work at this everyday, but I want to do that because I want you. I want all of you, forever, everyday. You and me...everday."
-The Notebook
<3
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"Thats the funny thing about knowing you can't have something. It makes you desperate."
~Leah Clearwater, Beaking Dawn~
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Welcome to my nightmare
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"Thats the funny thing about knowing you can't have something. It makes you desperate."
~Leah Clearwater, Beaking Dawn~
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